By S.E. Barcus

Copyright 2-5-2023

And that’s a lot more protein, yo!

Message to all of you military types, to the fishermen, and the farmers, and all those kids who deliver Sunday morning papers…. To the early-service-7-am-church-going types, and all of you insane chipper folks who jog before work! To all of you, we say — “For too long have we let you ruin our lives! We demand sleep! We demand an end to your wake-up-early bias! DOWN WITH THE DAYTIME OPPRESSIVE SOCIETY!!!! AIIIIYYEEEEEEE!!!”